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Jan. 1st, 2020 | 12:01 am

Lisa Simpson pin to ward off sadness

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Happy Stuff That Happened, Every Day for 30 Days

May. 5th, 2013 | 01:12 am

lookin like a baby

Happy Stuff That Happened, Every Day for 30 Days

1. April 5th I ate a mango lollipop and saw a cardinal
2. April 6th rick kept me on the phone until 1am because he wanted to talk about flowers
3. April 7th brad invented a drink called “hummingbird sweat” (7up + skittles) and I discovered that kim jong-il was an elvis Presley fan
4. April 8th saw 2 wild turkeys and ate raw white gold honey (tastes like honey marshmallows)
5. April 9th morning thunderstorm and snoring boyfriend
6. April 10th: strawberry beer
7. April 11th: consumed the perfect parfait (cherry granola, fresh blueberries)
8. April 12th: just feel very happy and in love
9. April 13th: penny purring under the blankets with me
10. April 14th: spent all of my first paycheck on fancy teas
11. April 15th: I made pancakes and our tomato sprouts are doing pretty well
12. Apil 16th: Taco Ru’sday (tacos and rupaul)
13. April 17th: "i got this cherry wine because i thought it would go with our creampuffs!"
14. April 18: cut out scientific illustrations of animals and space
15. April 19th: tried on yellow shorts in anticipation of summer
16. April 20: my favorite yogurt was on sale
17. April 21: drank a tea with chrysanthemum flowers
18. April 22: rick described guacamole as “vegetable ice cream” and put sims 3 on my computer
19. April 23: had a videogame date
20. April 24: busride home in the sunshine, 5am cookie dough ice cream in bed
21. April 25th: went to a bar and listened to live acoustic versions of john fahey songs
22. April 26: saw a shrunken head and touched a (dead) cheetah
23. April 27: found pink grapefruit marmalade
24. April 28: bought new rainbow shoes and talked with a little kid about spiders
25. April 29: met a freckly dog and bought a little pipe
26. April 30: first 80 degree day, all the windows are open
27. May 1st: made my first $100 sale at teavana
28. May 2nd: white flower in a mason jar at work and on my walk home I saw a woodpecker
29. May 3rd: ate a flatbread pizza covered in figs, prosciutto and goat cheese
30. May 4th: rick’s dad invited us at the zoo and i put in my 2 weeks notice at glorioso’s

... a positivity project!

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october art post

Oct. 24th, 2012 | 03:22 pm

Coconut octopus/ cocopus

figured it was about time for a public art post
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public art update

May. 10th, 2012 | 01:11 pm

some of the things i've been working on in the past 2 months

Today’s warm-up; a Jay-Rex (?)? Bluerannosaurus Rex

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"even feminists get the blues"

Mar. 8th, 2012 | 02:56 am



"even feminists get the blues" is a 32 page, black and white (with a full-color cover!) half-sized (5.5"x 8.5") positivity zine with an emphasis on ladies, animals, and folklore! every page (with the exception of the title page and the bibliography) features my drawings, accompanied by exciting facts and information about such fascinating subjects as:

*homosexual birds!
*mythological cats!
*chinese pirate ladies!
*the sex life of octopuses!
*cultures that celebrate a girl's first period!
*animal matriarchies!
*reasons why unicorns are jerks!
*lesbian vampires!

and many other things! ($6, plus shipping- i ship overseas too!)

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please submit!

Jan. 14th, 2012 | 02:45 pm

animal performance poetry

want to collaborate with me on the first ever animal performance poetry zine? all you have to do is 

a) leave your computer open on microsoft word
b) encourage your animal of choice to walk across the computer keyboard 
c) do this as many times as you please
d) submit it to me, along with a photo of the animal!

cats are always encouraged, but a variety of animals, like dogs, birds, ferrets, guinea pigs, snakes, lizards, rabbits, etc would be awesome too! 

you can comment here or email me at animaldiscotheque@gmail.com

p.s. if it is any incentive, i am going to do drawings along with each submission. here is an example of the drawing that is going along with penny's poetry:

'nelope

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things currently for sale in my etsy shop

Dec. 14th, 2011 | 05:16 pm

2012 sexy ca(t)lendars

sexy 2012 catlendar, $5

artist block workbook for sale</a>

artist block workbooks, $3

beautiful bat coloring book

beautiful bat!: coloring book, $6

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Writer's Block: All by myself

Aug. 25th, 2011 | 07:57 pm

What’s one thing that you love to do all by yourself?


Masturbate.

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animalphabet books, done!

Jul. 12th, 2011 | 09:21 pm

done2


animalphabet books finally done! 14 pages (plus a cardstock cover), 29 prints (A-Z, plus the front and back cover illustrations). My first book! Buy it for $7.50 + $1 shipping. also open to trades!

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haven't done an art post in awhile

Mar. 19th, 2011 | 02:12 am

Space 2

closeup

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